Sorta Power Rankings Week 3

Every week the writers of La Sportsa Nostra will get together and come up with our parody of the NFL power rankings. This page came about from us looking at some other NFL power rankings and laughing hysterically at what other sites have for NFL teams from 1-10. They are obviously comedians…so we will try to be comedians also. Enjoy!

1. NYC COMIC CON!!!! NERDS UNITE!!! Don’t act surprised about this. We mentioned comic books twice last week. We were setting you up and you didn’t even know it. Keyser Soze anyone??

2. People in NYC running to catch the train right before the doors close, then they either run straight into the door, or need 3 people to help pry the doors open and pull them in. Then have the nerve to not look disheveled afterwards. Sir, Madame, there will be other trains. Please stop giving us material to make fun of.

3. Mid-term exams in law school. So you frighten us to death our first year and make it a one shot deal with one test at the end of the semester when we did actually study non-stop, but our 3rd year when we couldn’t muster up an ounce effort to give a damn, you want to test us twice a month like lab rats. Well-played cruel law school Gods…well played.

4. When you’re sitting down on the subway and you realize that you’ve made the unfortunate mistake of sitting in the seat that’s right below the subway map. Now you’ll have tourist crotch in your face, or you’ll be in an awkward position when three faces are right above yours and grandpa from the Midwest’s beard is in your face as the family looks at the map. Note to self, do a perimeter check before sitting down in the end seat.

5. Being there when your friend slips and falls in the crowded club or bar and being in the weird position of “Well, do I help them up and we never discuss this?” or “Do I laugh and blend in with the other people laughing and act like I didn’t come with them?” or, “Do I laugh, continue drinking, offer my friend a drink while they’re still on the floor, then talk to the cute guy or girl that’s laughing at this?” Well I think option three is clearly what a real friend would do. Clearly. 

6. Getting an email response from a possible employer and the name of the person replying to your email doesn’t tell you if it’s a man or woman; and you do a search and can’t find a picture of the person. How do you respond to the email? “Hey…you…” This possible debacle has George Costanza and Vandelay industries feel to it.

7. The Always Sunny Episodes “Dennis and Sweet Dee go on Welfare” & “Mac is a serial killer” do yourself a favor and watch these two episodes. This show is our generations Seinfeld. Just more twisted, just like our generation.

8. This wedding photo bomb is an absolute classic. We have no idea who these two hilarious girls are, but they are welcomed to our weddings gladly.

9. We aren’t quite sure if this is real or fake, but we thought it was absolutely hilarious.

10. Florida State vs. Clemson on Saturday night. Can you say the ACC is back?? Currently three top 10 ACC teams including these two Goliath’s. There are a lot FSU guys on the LSN staff, so, GO SEMINOLES!!!!!!